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    Peter likes chocolates very much, but his mother never1him any. She thinks they're bad2his teeth. How ever, Peter's uncle sometimes3some chocolates for him. Then his mother lets4eat them, because she wants to make her brother happy.

    On Sunday evening, it is Peter's5birthday. He says, "Dear God(上帝) , I want a box of chocolates as my birthday present. "His mother says, "God can6you. Don't shout so loudly. "

    "I know," says the clever boy with a smile. "But uncle is in the next room, and he can not."

    Nasreddin woke up in the middle of the night and saw something white in his garden. It seemed to be moving towards the house. That is a thief(小偷) ！He thought, and he took his gun and shot(开枪) at him. Then he went back to bed, because he was too frightened(害怕) to go out of the house in dark.

    The next morning Nasreddin went out and saw one of his white shirts hanging on the clothes—line in the garden. His wife had washed it the day before and hung it out to dry. Now it had a bullet—hole right through middle of it.

    "My God", said Nasreddin. "I was lucky last night. If I had been wearing that shirt, the bullet would have killed me！"And he called his neighbours together and asked then to thank God for saving him.

having a glass of wine before dinner?

map must be taken down?