My young brother is not clever. He can't answer questions right. My parents are worried about him. One day, I take him to a zoo. Then I ask him three questions. The first question is "What do you see in the zoo?" the second is   "Who often gives you money?" and the third is "What do you have for your breakfast?" He can’t answer any of them. Then I tell him again and again: the first answer is "elephants and bears"; the second answer is "my father and my brother" and the third answer is "bread and milk". Then he retells the questions and answers. At last I ask the three questions again. He can give the right answers: 1, elephants and bears; 2, my father and my brother; and 3, bread and milk. I am very happy.
    When we get home, I tell my parents that my younger brother can answer my questions right. Then I begin to ask him "What do you see in the zoo?" he answers, "Bread and milk." "Who often gives you money?" "Elephants and bears," "What do you have for breakfast?" I cry angrily. "My father and my brother" answers he.

—We usually play basketball.

    Mr. Hunt is an old man of fifty. He works in a shop and is friendly to everyone. And he likes helping others .His workmates like him very much.

    One Monday morning, when Mr. Hunt comes in the office, all his workmates look at him carefully. Rose, one of his workmates asks," What's wrong with your eyes?"

    "Nothing," answers Mr. Hunt, "All is right."

    "But your eyes are both black!"

    "Yesterday, after I have lunch," says Mr. Hunt. "I go to buy something in the market. It's windy. I see a young woman walking in the street, with a heavy bag in her arms. And the wind blows her skirt, so people can see her underpants(短裤)at once. I don't think she could raw her skirt down herself and I run to help her to do that."

    "Does she thank you?"

    "No," answers the old man," And she hits me in the left eye."

    "Oh, she is so rude!" Rose says. "But, why is your right eye black?"

    "I think she likes to reveal(显示)her underpants. So I go to lift her skirt up again. And she hits me in the other eye!"