The bus stopped at the bus stop. A young mother and her child got on the bus. They sat down next to the window. The conductor came to them for the tickets. The young mother said, "One ticket to the Children's Amusement Park." The conductor looked at the little child and asked him, "How old are you, my boy?"

    The mother wanted to say something, but the conductor stopped her. The little boy said loudly, "Mum says I'm five years old at home and three at the bus." All of the passengers in the bus laughed.